If I eat beets I stain my sheets.

Do you love beets? I do. I just made myself the best beet and heart of palm salad for lunch. Low cal and healthy... can't beat that! (get it? can't beat that only it's beets that you can't beat...? get it?)

In honor of my love for beets here is the Violent Femmes song, Blister in the Sun for you to enjoy.



If I eat beets I stain my sheets... I'm high as a kite... I might just stop to check you out... let me go on... big hands I know you're the one! da-da-da-da dada dada...