A naked bug walked into our bathroom this morning and we had an interesting conversation.
Me: Yeah, bud?
Bug: I just realized my armpits are dry.
Me: Your armpits?
Me: Let me see...
Bug: (lifts both of his arms....)
Me: Do they hurt?
Bug: No, I just realized they are dry.
Me: Do you want a little bit of lotion?
Me: Lift your arms.
Bug: (lifts one arm...)
Me: Lift both...
Bug: (lifts the other...)
Bug: OH! (giggles and lifts both of his arms again and I put on the lotion)
Bug: Uh-huh. I just realized they aren't dry anymore.
Me: Oh good.
Bug: I love you momma.
Me: Love you too bug.
Now I ask you - have you ever in your life heard of dry arm pits? I wonder where he got this? It struck me as such an odd conversation - I've been giggling about it all day!
I'm off to hop in the shower and wash my stinky self! I have been sitting around (working) in sweaty work out clothes all day and I stink!