For those of you who didn't watch American Idol on Tuesday and missed Paul's unfortunate dress choice - here is a clip. If you are patient you'll see the most bizarro cut of a strapless dress that I have ever seen. Not only does it look ridiculous it looks, oh so painful. If you watch the clip you'll understand what I am saying about her dress and her boobs. I don't think Paula has ever been in a J.Crew store in her life. Too bad so sad for her.