Once upon a time...

I met and married this funny funny man and...





yesterday was our anniversary!


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Yes, that is me in the background frantic that something happened. Baby girl was fine - she tripped over a box that was sitting in the middle of the hallway.

This is great!

This video made me laugh and cry at the same time. I'd love to meet Amy!

Granny?

She's like no grandmother I've ever met!

We all have embarassing moments...

Mariah... I think this may be grounds for divorce. I hope your new husband doesn't see this. You will never ever live it down. Just remember this though in a year when everyone you know has brought up your pathetic pitching ability for the 365th time - you looked cute and hey, isn't that as important as ability?



Disclaimer:

For the record I am not a Mariah fan - something about her makes me want to say, "EEWW!" out loud. And if I am being totally honest... she is probably a better pitcher than I am and I wouldn't be able to pull off the short shorts and hot pink satin jacket. So... you go girl!

John Hottie Mayer

This man is so freakin' sexy I just can't stand it. Do you think he and Jennifer will stay together?

Inspiration - it came from my...

Last night I was stressing about pulling a blog post from some body part for my work blog and at the 11th hour (literally) I did. It came to me during the local 11 o'clock news. Imagine that - actually learning something or gaining anything from the local news. I never watch local news because it's depressing to learn about who died on the beltway today or who was murdered or the rising gas and food prices. I usually watch national news if we are not at lacrosse or swimming or some other activity. So anyway - back to my blog post - are you curious what I posted about? The title is "Inspiration - where does yours come from?" The post is about Jonathan Lester. An amazing story/guy, don't you think?

But that's all work and this is all play and...

Inspiration for that blog definitely does not come from the same place as this blog. For example, I watched 48 Hours last night and it was about Polygamy... not an appropriate blog post for work - right? But "interesting"... especially the modern face of polygamy and the women featured on this episode... twin sisters Vicki and Valerie, and another woman all "married" to the same man with 22 children - in one house. WTH!? eew... just eww.



I love the show Big Love - and I joke with Mr. about bringing on a "sister wife" to help around the house. His first thought was, "yeah, baby bring it on..." and then he realized that would be two wives bitching at him 24 hours a day 7 days a week. His own personal hell!

Do you know any polygamists? What about swingers - are swingers as gross or equally gross as polygamists? That new show Swingtown is coming to CBS June 5 and I don't think I can bring myself to watch it. The trailer scares me... it seems like such a dark world. Am I a prude?



And speaking of Big Love - when does it come back on? Now that Grey's is over and Lost is ending tomorrow I need something to look forward to!

have you seen this???!

Of course you have - right?

Not me ... in fact I have never seen a movie being filmed so how cool is this?!



or this??!




Love YouTube...

Brad Pitt - I'd like to touch him too.

This video made me smile - I'd love a reason to touch him too!

Paula's boobs part 2

For those of you who didn't watch American Idol on Tuesday and missed Paul's unfortunate dress choice - here is a clip. If you are patient you'll see the most bizarro cut of a strapless dress that I have ever seen. Not only does it look ridiculous it looks, oh so painful. If you watch the clip you'll understand what I am saying about her dress and her boobs. I don't think Paula has ever been in a J.Crew store in her life. Too bad so sad for her.

Now who's F'ing who?

Do you remember this video about who is f'ing Matt Damon? And this video about who is F'ing Ben Affleck? Well now apparently Hilary is f*cking Obama. Ha!

"A dude is someone who works on a ranch..."

Good ol' Ballmore... 'hon



This cop should be fired.

Do not watch before bed...

This was disturbing to me...